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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
Disconnecting the 5" processor fan means the motherboard cannot tell it has failed.
Plugging in an old 3" fan (that uses the drive power connectors, for some reason) and leaning it against the fins of the processor's heat sink seems to be working.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Evening all :
I forgot that the thing about the War in the Atlantic was on C4+1 at 8 & missed the first 15 mins.
Bugger.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostIs 'to delete' the correct verb to use for spam?
Might 'to batter' be better? Or 'to fritter'?
Suggestions should be collected on a postcard by somebody.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostStar Trekking across the Universe
In the starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekking across the Universe
Boldly going forwards, 'cos we can't find reverse.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
Either:
a) You are American (who always turn up late for wars)
or
b) You need a C4+2
However, the digital version of S4C doesn't have any programmes in Saesneg.
100% yng Nghymraeg.
Pox.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostAre you a grey quadruped with big ears and a trunk? No. You're a large, green, scaly bipedal reptile with large claws and a college staff fixation.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostRhyming slang? Jack Spratts?
I only ever dared visit Swansea during daylight - I'm not a complete fool.
As the more troglodytic of the inhabitants are known.Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI hope you were carrying some beer bargains back with you.
They go on sale tomorrow.
At which time I shall be driving the car over there.Comment
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