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Lamb chops for meOriginally posted by Zippy View PostHaving roast lamb for dinner - mogs are going crazy
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostXP SP3 has finally managed to drag its stinking carcase to the point of installing files...
XP was the Windows operating system that was going to be alright. Just like Vista was. And Windows 7 will be. And NT was/. And 2000 was. And ME was. And 98SE was.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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"Your connection to bbc.co.uk is working at 1.4 Mbps."Originally posted by NickFitz View PostYesterday, according to the BBC's broadband speed test, I was running at 7.6Mbps - today it's down to between 3.1 and 5.5
That's when it works at all...
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Good to hear it. All is well here too.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostGreat thanks. How about you?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostBaby bp was 2 years old yesterday. We went to farming world in Kent.
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evenin'Originally posted by norrahe View Postevenin' Zip and Voodoo
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And will they own up to it?Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI wonder which of the mods approved that post?
Last edited by voodooflux; 20 September 2009, 19:14.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Then I go to my own ISP's web site and choose "Select availability", enter my phone number and post code and get:Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post"Your connection to bbc.co.uk is working at 1.4 Mbps."
In my experience from 3 different properties the provided "Estimated line speed" is ALWAYS a lie.Postcode: AB1 2CD
Phone Exchange: TOYTOWN
Estimated line speed: 5 MbMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Pork chops (from the farmers market) and vegetables (from the allotment and Morrisons) here.Originally posted by Zippy View PostHaving roast lamb for dinner - mogs are going crazy
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