test please delete

[RichardCranium]

Every time you post this:

*cough*

These lyrics pop into my head:

Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?

[RichardCranium]

If I hadn't developed a baaaaaaaaaad back, I'd intended to lop some branches off a tree this weekend.

Are you a grey quadruped with big ears and a trunk? No. You're a large, green, scaly bipedal reptile with large claws and a college staff fixation.

Are you suffering from some sort of species-identity crisis?

Or have you been mucking about with trans-planetary DNA manipulation and gone and got yourself all confused again?

[RichardCranium]

It's full of Jacks.

Rhyming slang? Jack Spratts?

I only ever dared visit Swansea during daylight - I'm not a complete fool.

[RichardCranium]

The writers would find a way around that if they really wanted to.

Arnie Schwarzenegger will wake up in the shower to find it was all a dream.

Or did they do that already?

[NickFitz]

XP SP3 has finally managed to drag its stinking carcase to the point of installing files...

[Zippy]

It is in, but wavering about 1.4 and 1.6 Mbps (of a promised 5 Mbps) (of a paid-for 8Mbps)

I have 8Mbps - allegedly.

[NickFitz]

I have 8Mbps - allegedly.

Yesterday, according to the BBC's broadband speed test, I was running at 7.6Mbps - today it's down to between 3.1 and 5.5

That's when it works at all...

[RichardCranium]

Afternoon denizens

Broadband's gone again

That's why it's called 'broadband'. It's 'broad', just not for very 'long'.

[RichardCranium]

That was CUK post number 949949

Wonder if TPD will have the honour of getting the millionth CUK post

And what post number will we be up to before anybody notices?

[voodooflux]

I walked all the way to Lidl & back again.

I hope you were carrying some beer bargains back with you.