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    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    double fried egg
    Is that one egg with two yolks, one egg fried twice, or two fried eggs?
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      16:29 to London wasn't there at 16:25.

      In fact didn't pull in until 16:35.

      Signalling Problems.

      Not in Llansamlet this time, but "in the Bristol area".
      Call that late? Pah! Bloody colonials. Just 'cos you've got your own Assembly, you think it's OK for your trains to run on time.

      Proper trains, English trains, are typically an hour late, if they turn up at all.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
        Is that one egg with two yolks, one egg fried twice, or two fried eggs?
        Two fried eggs from our very own chickens.
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          What is it about rocket-fuel lager?

          I know I'm poisoning myself and I know I'll feel bad tomorrow.

          But I feel bloody great right now while I'm getting pissed.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            Can we look forward to another MIL rant later?
            +50 Xeno Geek Points
            Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
            As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

            Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

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              Is there anybody ...
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                Is there anybody ...
                no there isn't. sorry.

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                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  Can we look forward to another MIL rant later?
                  What's a MIL rant?
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    m other i n l aw?

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                      guinness

                      wine

                      &

                      whiskey

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