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    BINGO! Brolly finally gets money from ClientCorp, I get paid for the first time in six weeks!!!

    Carling darling, I'm calling off your weekend session in Clontarf - we'll save my secret weapon for the next time Accounts Payable screw up

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      Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post
      Ayup Bear

      "'Arm gonner bugger off 'ome t'missus an ave a reet grand tea wi black puddin sarnies"

      And for all of you south of Sheffield

      Good afternoon Mr Bear

      I am going to depart and return to my residence where I will meet my spouse and enjoy a rather spledid evening meal which will comprise a local delicacy containing offall and pigs blood wrapped in bread
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        BINGO! Brolly finally gets money from ClientCorp, I get paid for the first time in six weeks!!!

        Carling darling, I'm calling off your weekend session in Clontarf - we'll save my secret weapon for the next time Accounts Payable screw up
        Ok chimp! You know where I am if you need me to intervene!!
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          Originally posted by DS23 View Post
          >Quote:
          >Originally Posted by Xenophon
          >Hello CUKers. Or should I say tpders. Seems to be >a little group thing going on in here of late. Very >nice too.
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          >P.S. Good sig, Jog On.
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          >This must make you so proud Xen?
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          >__________________
          >25th Oct 07: 19-11
          >25th Nov 07: TBA
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          ok. i'm going to admit it <hand wooshes over head> i don't understand.... why is it such a good sig and why should xeno be proud? is it to do with the the greek fighters being able to destroy the persion auxiliaries at will?
          Xen started this thread!! It's HIS thread, HIS beautiful baby!!! As much as you lot love it, and think you have discovered it, Xen has been there throughout it's whole life.

          Watching you lot enjoy TPD though, must be the equivalent of a mammy bird watching it's chick fly He must be so proud!!
          The pope is a tard.

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            Hmm, nobody has yet entered the bug I agreed (before lunch) to fix after lunch. Ah well, if I fix it before it's filed I can claim the quickest bugfix in the history of the project

            I already hold the first three places, by dint of finding and fixing bugs, then reporting them, then marking them fixed, but that feels like cheating.

            Even better, I'll be able to IM the reporter telling him to hurry up and file the bug so I can close it

            Roll on Friday...

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              Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
              Xen started this thread!! It's HIS thread, HIS beautiful baby!!! As much as you lot love it, and think you have discovered it, Xen has been there throughout it's whole life.

              Watching you lot enjoy TPD though, must be the equivalent of a mammy bird watching it's chick fly He must be so proud!!
              Actually Sasguru started it, unless SG is Xen and I have missed something *really* obvious. Xen didn't actually post in it at all for the first few pages. Myself, MCquiggd, ZG, LB and TLG got the ball rolling initially.

              Ahhh, the heady days of early TPD, so much drivel, so much soft core pornography, so many animated gifs of young ladies wobbling in interesting ways. Brings a tear to my eye so it does.
              Last edited by DaveB; 15 November 2007, 14:16.
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                At last - got to the end!!!

                Cailin - I'm really sorry to hear your news honey. When relationships end it's horrible - whether you desperately loved the other person or not.

                So I'm really sorry to hear it hun

                On the plus side though, the guy sounded like a c 0ck. I know you dont want to hear that right now, but he really did. And you sound like a total diamond - way out of his league, as every bloke on this site has already been able to suss out!

                You'll be coming to the Xmas do now though? Come on - lasses and gerds on the lash!!!! It'll be brilliant!!!
                The pope is a tard.

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                  First:
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                  jdjdsjd
                  Second:
                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                  Nope.

                  It has to remain here until the end of the Universe.
                  Twenty-one thousand one hundred and sixty-fourth:
                  Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                  Xen started this thread!! It's HIS thread, HIS beautiful baby!!! As much as you lot love it, and think you have discovered it, Xen has been there throughout it's whole life.

                  Watching you lot enjoy TPD though, must be the equivalent of a mammy bird watching it's chick fly He must be so proud!!
                  sasguru started it, Zeity caused its continuation...

                  SA HAZ FAIL

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                    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                    Actually Sasguru started it, unless SG is Xen and I have missed something *really* obvious. Xen didn't actually post in it at all for the first few pages. Myself, MCquiggd, ZG, LB and TLG got the ball rolling initially.
                    I stand completely corrected!!!! I'm gobsmacked actually - I always thought it was Xen who started it!!

                    How bizarre!!!

                    Sorry Dave!

                    In that case.....you, MCquiggd, ZG, LB and TLG must be so proud
                    The pope is a tard.

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                      Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                      At last - got to the end!!!

                      Cailin - I'm really sorry to hear your news honey. When relationships end it's horrible - whether you desperately loved the other person or not.

                      So I'm really sorry to hear it hun

                      On the plus side though, the guy sounded like a c 0ck. I know you dont want to hear that right now, but he really did. And you sound like a total diamond - way out of his league, as every bloke on this site has already been able to suss out!

                      You'll be coming to the Xmas do now though? Come on - lasses and gerds on the lash!!!! It'll be brilliant!!!
                      Cheers SA - It feels wierd but... you know what I might try to change my flight and see if I can make it for the Christmas do.... And with any luck by that time I'll have stopped crying into my pint!!
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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