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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    What was that for?
    I meant find a pub to have a drink in.
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      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
      Lager, lager, lager, lager, lager, lager, lager.

      With a lager to wash them down.

      That's what I want.
      So thats what your favorite song is
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        Evening denizens

        Home again

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          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          Evening denizens

          Home again
          And on the way home, the Super Monkey Car reached...



          170,000
          miles

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            The fekin car won't go.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              The car does not like it when started and only moved a few feet. It gets flooded and won't start later on.

              Earlier today, the missus started it and moved it a few feet out of the way of the removals van.

              And now the battery is flat.

              So here we are, six miles from the nearest shop, no milk for the tea tomorrow, and NO FEKIN LAGER.

              The nearby pub doesn't do food on Wednesdays.

              Arse, tulip, bollocks and wank.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                And on the way home, the Super Monkey Car reached...



                170,000
                miles

                I am so very pleased for you.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  > "Hello Mr Cranium. A rescue vehicle will be with you shortly."

                  "Do you know when?"

                  > "As soon as possible."

                  "Do you have a time?"

                  > "He's currently stuck in traffic." (yeah, right.)

                  "Do you know how long he'll be?"

                  > "Not long."

                  "Is he far away?"

                  > "He's at another job."

                  "OK. Will it be more than an hour or less than an hour?"

                  > "Oh, I shouldn't think so."

                  "Will he be here in under an hour."

                  > "I suppose an hour could be about right."

                  FFS. Why did he ring me at all?
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    I am so very pleased for you.

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                      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                      What was that for?
                      Don't question it, just be grateful. The paddle has been thin on the ground in TPD recently.
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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