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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostLager, lager, lager, lager, lager, lager, lager.
With a lager to wash them down.
That's what I want."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostEvening denizens
Home again
170,000
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The fekin car won't go.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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The car does not like it when started and only moved a few feet. It gets flooded and won't start later on.
Earlier today, the missus started it and moved it a few feet out of the way of the removals van.
And now the battery is flat.
So here we are, six miles from the nearest shop, no milk for the tea tomorrow, and NO FEKIN LAGER.
The nearby pub doesn't do food on Wednesdays.
Arse, tulip, bollocks and wank.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostAnd on the way home, the Super Monkey Car reached...
170,000
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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> "Hello Mr Cranium. A rescue vehicle will be with you shortly."
"Do you know when?"
> "As soon as possible."
"Do you have a time?"
> "He's currently stuck in traffic." (yeah, right.)
"Do you know how long he'll be?"
> "Not long."
"Is he far away?"
> "He's at another job."
"OK. Will it be more than an hour or less than an hour?"
> "Oh, I shouldn't think so."
"Will he be here in under an hour."
> "I suppose an hour could be about right."
FFS. Why did he ring me at all?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostWhat was that for?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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