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Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostIndeed. Furthermore, as I am not having the worlds best day, I reserve the right to tell Wilmslow-esque tails of my personal woe.
How do matey - how you feeling?
Still sore and bruised here, but almost off the painkillers. Probably back at ClientCo next weekWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostBetter than you from the sound of it - ClientCo woes?
Just don't loose a Ford car key. Thats all I am saying.
Originally posted by voodooflux View PostStill sore and bruised here, but almost off the painkillers. Probably back at ClientCo next week
They are installing running water here today. Soon we may even have that there electricity.Comment
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostNo, self induced stupidity woes. ClientCo is quiet. There is a big Visio/Powerpoint fetish meet going on at Gayley for the grown ups.
Just don't loose a Ford car key. Thats all I am saying.
Super - be good to have someone else sensible back here.
They are installing running water here today. Soon we may even have that there electricity.
Thats what Renault wanted for a spare to our Clio."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View Post"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostAfternoon denizens
"Team Talk" in 49 minutes...
"No, we won't relax the dress code."
"No, we have no plans to stop shifting your desks every three weeks to fit more people in."
"No, we don't like the contractors either, but they're a necessary evil."
"Everyone on the team is a contractor, so everyone will be replaced."
"Our target is to replace everyone by the end of the year."
"HR say it will take until the end of the year to find replacements."
"No need to find time for handover."Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostJust don't loose a Ford car key. Thats all I am saying.
Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostThey are installing running water here today. Soon we may even have that there electricity.
I very much doubt I had any influence upon that, but after finding out how much a delivery of bottled water costs just before I left I did suggest that it was roughly equivalent to hiring a plumber to install a fresh water supply.
<dreamOn>And with the money they are now saving there'll be enough for a nice rate rise.</dreamOn>Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostHi CMBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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