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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Just as I'm putting the shampoo on my hair with one hand, I see the farkin' great spider on the shampoo bottle I'm holding in the other hand.


    They're closing in...

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      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
      avoid coughing FAIL
      avoid sneezing SO FAR SO GOOD
      avoid laughing FAIL
      make a cup of tea WIN x2
      have a shower (if I'm feeling adventurous) WIN




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        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        Afternoon denizens
        Afternoon

        How's your bank holiday weekend panning out so far?
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
          Afternoon

          How's your bank holiday weekend panning out so far?
          Hi VF

          Nice long lie-in listening to Radio 4. Just waiting for some bacon to defrost so I can have a bacon butty with my next cup of coffee

          After that, I'm planning to sort out various bits of junk that are cluttering the kitchen and take them down the tip, then re-assemble the kitchen table that has been leaning against the wall in pieces for several years now

          The operative word in all this is "planning"... whether these plans come to fruition is a different matter

          How are the stitches? Hope they didn't shrink in the shower

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            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            The operative word in all this is "planning"... whether these plans come to fruition is a different matter
            It's good to have a plan, although I always tend to "aim low to avoid disappointment"

            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            How are the stitches? Hope they didn't shrink in the shower
            I'm led to believe that I have clips rather than stitches - it's hard to tell at the moment as they're covered in a waterproof dressing. This dressing is due to be changed this evening, a task which will require the helping hand of Lady VF methinks. And possibly the sudden loss of yet more bodily hair
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              Afternoon all...



              Stone me, there was a queue stretching back to the ex-Ford ex-Visteon ex-RollsRazor ex-Prestcold factory as I was driving back from Swansea this lunchtime.

              I assume they were all going down to the Gower.

              Coz there's certainly nothing much in Swansea that could possibly generate that level of interest.

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                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


                Afternoon all...

                Afternoon GAL

                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                Coz there's certainly nothing much in Swansea that could possibly generate that level of interest.
                Perhaps they've all gone to welcome the new Swansea FC signing.
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


                  Afternoon all...

                  Hi Zeity

                  You're just in time to hear about VF's dressing

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                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                    You're just in time to hear about VF's dressing
                    Sorry 'bout that
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                      How long are you obliged to f*** about on a £40 piece of tulip before stamping on the f***ing thing? Eh?

                      I have wasted f***ing hours and f***ing hours. F***ing WIndows has no f*** network diagnostic tools. The product's software is f***ing mentalist.

                      LINKSYS BTW.

                      The downloaded firmware upgrade isn't.

                      There's 3 versions; I tried all of them.

                      F***ing, f***ng, f*** f***.
                      Why do you think I stay away from anything with a radio in it?

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