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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Bored now.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostThat'll have cheered him up.
Unless he's like me, in which case he won't go home until he has done it.
I also spent a lot of heavy-duty time exploring things in a debugger.
If it was possible, then any web site whatsoever could take control of your computer. This is down to security restrictions that were introduced in Netscape Navigator 2, when nobody knew anything about browser security except that this must never be allowed to happen.
He went home long before I did. After all, if he could do it, he would have done so.
Did I mention that I'd never met him until this morning when he came to my desk asking "Can you use JavaScript to move the mouse pointer?"
The next idea wasn't so obviously preposterous, but was still unworkable.
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostMy visit to the kitchen resulted in Spider Patrol destroying two more Alien Octoped invaders.
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostOf course, a pincer movement. One day you'll accept the inevitable and embrace your new octoped masters.
Probably.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostGot that.
What I want now is DAB in the car.
It'll need a DAB --> FM transmitter or DAB --> fake cassette to work
Although a buyer for Planet Rock was found, "The Jazz" went the way of all non-profitable commercial radio stations at the end of February or March last year.
A few weeks later, a company-wide email came through:
A brown corduroy jacket has been left in the third floor meeting room. Can the owner please collect it from Reception.
Almost immediately came a reply:
I thought "The Jazz" closed down last month?
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Something terrible has happened. I was reluctantly using Linux on my previous gig and floundering around like a fish out of water. Now I'm back on XP at my current gig and I'm missing the bloody Linux command line
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