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    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    look where you're going man! get some glasses!
    I have. One. With pinkaholic in it.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        Oh well, there we are then...



        Time to cuddle cat (Assuming she isn't fast asleep again).

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          Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


          Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
          Time to cuddle cat (Assuming she isn't fast asleep again).

          to zeity's cat.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            Bored now.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              That'll have cheered him up.

              Unless he's like me, in which case he won't go home until he has done it.
              Believe me, I thought through every possible option.

              I also spent a lot of heavy-duty time exploring things in a debugger.

              If it was possible, then any web site whatsoever could take control of your computer. This is down to security restrictions that were introduced in Netscape Navigator 2, when nobody knew anything about browser security except that this must never be allowed to happen.

              He went home long before I did. After all, if he could do it, he would have done so.

              Did I mention that I'd never met him until this morning when he came to my desk asking "Can you use JavaScript to move the mouse pointer?"

              The next idea wasn't so obviously preposterous, but was still unworkable.

              Ho hum

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                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                My visit to the kitchen resulted in Spider Patrol destroying two more Alien Octoped invaders.

                It appears they are now conducting their invasion from downstairs and well as upstairs.
                Of course, a pincer movement. One day you'll accept the inevitable and embrace your new octoped masters.

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                  Originally posted by Bunk View Post
                  Of course, a pincer movement. One day you'll accept the inevitable and embrace your new octoped masters.
                  Over the dried out husk of my dead body.


                  Probably.
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    Got that.

                    What I want now is DAB in the car.

                    It'll need a DAB --> FM transmitter or DAB --> fake cassette to work
                    I was at GCap when they shut down a load of their DAB stations as a waste of money. One of them was "The Jazz", which was (unsurprisingly) a jazz station.

                    Although a buyer for Planet Rock was found, "The Jazz" went the way of all non-profitable commercial radio stations at the end of February or March last year.

                    A few weeks later, a company-wide email came through:

                    A brown corduroy jacket has been left in the third floor meeting room. Can the owner please collect it from Reception.

                    Almost immediately came a reply:

                    I thought "The Jazz" closed down last month?

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                      Something terrible has happened. I was reluctantly using Linux on my previous gig and floundering around like a fish out of water. Now I'm back on XP at my current gig and I'm missing the bloody Linux command line

                      I hate it, but it can be so useful at times

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