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    the missus caught an absolute whopper of a spider yesterday. it was so big it needed a cereal bowl to contain it. poor bugger. i reckon was the one i captured from the bathroom the day before and had lobbed outside.

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      it was caught climbing the stairs. probably trying to get back to its home behind the toilet.

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        Originally posted by DS23 View Post
        spiders are good. they catch flies and flies are bad.
        Spiders are not good when they're big hairy bastards that run across my carpet when I'm watching "Mock the week"!!!

        The first I became aware of said "Big Hairy Bastard" was when it opened my fridge, shouted over "Hey big yin, ye wanna beer?" and pinched one of my TWIX!

        It then ran across the carpet only to be stopped by a size 14 Birkenstock!

        I've just had a look for the body, it's gone! So, I've either re-enacted "Good Friday" in which case the f**ker will be back in 3 days and I'm in serious sh1t or it's been carried off to the spider grave-yard by its mates and I'll be on the look out for other big hairy bastards!

        Btw, I was exagerating the part about the TWIX, it was a "topic"!

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          Oh dear.

          What a horrible sound a cat makes when hit by a lorry. The poor thing screamed for about three seconds, then suddenly stopped.

          At least it didn't suffer for long.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            Oh dear.

            What a horrible sound a cat makes when hit by a lorry. The poor thing screamed for about three seconds, then suddenly stopped.

            At least it didn't suffer for long.
            Death awaits us all, hopefully not at the hands of a lorry driver...

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              called bazza...

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                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                It then ran across the carpet only to be stopped by a size 14 Birkenstock!

                I've just had a look for the body, it's gone!
                did you lok under your boot?

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                  Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                  did you lok under your boot?
                  I left the body where it was last night as I wanted to see if it would still be there this morning.

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                    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                    Oh well, let's see what a couple of hours in Rotherham can achieve...
                    Not much, it's a tulipehole. More so since the Steelworks laid off a load of workers.
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                      I left the body where it was last night as I wanted to see if it would still be there this morning.
                      No chance of us staying at your place this weekend now....

                      I hate spiders!!!!
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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