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    #178111
    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Anything else you can do? Print off .PDF manuals ? Steal stationery?
    I'd have to go down 3 flights of stairs to get a box of paper...

    And then come back up again.

    As it was, I was spotted by the Assistant Dean as I made my rapid egress...

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      #178112
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      I just had a couple of posts deleted in general.

      I think jobstats.co.uk is the same person as admin......
      I still remember with pride the day I had a thread deleted...

      It was about StarWars being a representation of the Evil British Empire...

      It seemed to aggravate some of the lurkers somewhat...

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        #178113
        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        I still remember with pride the day I had a thread deleted...


        I only joined that elite band a matter of days ago. Mine was a request for the (banned) Cheety to hurry up with my curry order. Hardly a stroke of genius, but earned me a stripe.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #178114
          Evening denizens

          Dinner time

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            #178115
            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            Dinner time
            OK.

            It was home-made lasagne.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #178116
              Evening everyone
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #178117
                Spider Patrol saw off 8 alien octopeds.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  #178118
                  Crikey RC... where do you live? The Forbidden Forrest?
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #178119
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Crikey RC... where do you live? The Forbidden Forrest?
                    Fields out the back, then wetlands, then forest. And that's the direction the constant breeze comes from, bearing spiders, I presume.

                    Either that or my theory is true. I suspect spiders are aliens conducting a discrete invasion. They have within a few years of taking over the world...
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      #178120
                      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                      Evening denizens

                      Dinner time
                      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                      OK.

                      It was home-made lasagne.
                      A very fine gammon steak and chips for me

                      There was some contamination: peas, fried tomatoes and fried mushrooms had somehow found their way on to the platter

                      I consumed some of the peas, but only because they loosen the bowels (if you give them a day or so).

                      The remainder of the plantae and opisthokonts were relegated to their proper positions at the further reaches of the plate, where they could remain undisturbed until they took up their natural place in the rubbish, hopefully to fulfil their destiny by composting somewhere far away from my dinner.

                      So, overall, a successful troughing experience

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