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    whisky, wine, women and song.

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      actually, it was just whisky.

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        i wonder.... do lemmings taste like chicken?

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          probably taste more like lemmings.

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            hair is a strange thing isn't it. tough, smelly and growing all over the place.

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              i was pondering this when from the pulpit appeared a ragged old lady clutching a clutch.

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                not sure why there was a pulpit in the scrapyard - but there was.

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                  anyway, both clearly worse for the wear they rose and fell in unison.

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                    i heard a loud crash and an agonising groan.

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                      followed by a gentle hissing of escaping air.

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