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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
baby bp is extremely unwell!
Looks like reaction to MMR jab, combined with cold and toothache. He is either asleep, screaming or looking blank.
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Ooh, I do feel poorly.
Started mid-afternoon.
Dizzy, sick, acid tummy, throat sore, headache, sore eyes.
I think that last hedgehog was off.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostOoh, I do feel poorly.
Started mid-afternoon.
Dizzy, sick, acid tummy, throat sore, headache, sore eyes.
I think that last hedgehog was off.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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6 months on the bench and not a sniggle. Even if I do get a contract now I bet I go down with something. I'll make sure I infect 10 permies before I cry off though. Let no-one say I'm selfish!!!!Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on TwitterComment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostOoh, I do feel poorly.
Started mid-afternoon.
Dizzy, sick, acid tummy, throat sore, headache, sore eyes.
I think that last hedgehog was off.
Originally posted by voodooflux View PostYou already know what to do about that.
FWIW, my disease has been pretty trivial. Then again, I'm probably one of the 90% who just have a cold
Of course that means I may still end up with the swine flu thing - either (because I'd hate to miss out on what all the popular people are doing) or (because it sounds horrid).
Take it easy and drink lots of fluids - additional non-alcoholic fluids if you take the obvious step of drinking additional alcoholic fluids, if you see what I mean.
Fourteen miles at Liverpool Crosby - goodnight denizensComment
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