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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMorning all

Back to getting up at a sensible time, I see.
Oh, thanks for the "famous Scourer gin-beers", BTW. You bugger. And did you leave any money behind the bar before you cleared off?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostUgh, what's the pool of water on the floor? And are those pork scratchings foating in it? And who's that asleep on those chairs...
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Fine - I utilised the healing powers of a kebab to neutralise the effects of the alcohol.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
How's your head this morning?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by DS23 View Postbest go in search of a job.Tomorrow the bench will still be here.Originally posted by DS23 View Postor take the kids out....
But by tomorrow, today will have gone and so will another day of your children's childhood. That can never be recaptured. It will be lost forever.
Go. Take your children out. There's nothing they want more in the world than time with their Daddy. They will carry today with them for the rest of their lives.
Go. Explore with your children. Teach them something. Help them grow. It's a parent's duty, a parent's gift and a parent's blessing.
Go.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Get back in the kitchen and make biscuits, cakes and tonight's dinner.Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostI'm in the same position - which should I do?
I'll be over there ---->
runs away quickly ...
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostTomorrow the bench will still be here.
But by tomorrow, today will have gone and so will another day of your children's childhood. That can never be recaptured. It will be lost forever.
Go. Take your children out. There's nothing they want more in the world than time with their Daddy. They will carry today with them for the rest of their lives.
Go. Explore with your children. Teach them something. Help them grow. It's a parent's duty, a parent's gift and a parent's blessing.
Go.
Makes me want to pack in ClientCo for today and head home...Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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