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Mrs BI had topay to be there. I take it your esteemed customers (I felt the need to make a spitting sound then, for some reason) do not.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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I wonder if he has a PFY?Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI got the impression Scourer is in BOFH mode.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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#169700Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostAnd to think I got called a barsteward yesterday.
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I'm going to post that on Twitter...Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post(_x_)Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Hmmm, I recall DS1's Lego Mindstorms (reason enough to have kids) has a movement sensor...Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI need one! I need one now! And I've always needed one!
That is like, So Kewl!Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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It's positively glowing. I can smell the drivel heating up.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Posttpd moving very fast today.........Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Well, that has kept me amused for half an hour and, I expect, will for a bit longer.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI've just realised that the mp3 player has finished with "The Momentary Lapse of Reason" and has progressed to some unidentifiable track from Ozric Tentacles.
I say unidentifiable coz the only ones I can recognize are "White Rhino Tea" and possibly "Throbbe"...
So, 1973 is still out there.
I feel it is not normal leaf tea I need, but something made from mushrooms...Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Don't worry. I'll have screwed up by Friday.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostYou'll be living off the kudos from this for quite some time won't you
Until at least the weekend anyway...
I soon wear out kudos.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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I was cold when I got up so I put the heating on.
It was still cold when I got back in from the station so I put a jumper on.


I've just closed the window.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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