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Originally posted by realityhack View PostDon't move, there are 2 behind you.
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You distract them while I run away...Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Ninjas cannot resist chocolate, and will fight each other for it. Throw that wispa bar across the room then leg it.Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
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You distract them while I run away...Comment
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No such thing as an empty room. Only rooms full of Ninjas!Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
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You distract them while I run away...
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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they can't resist alcohol, either.."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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There aren't any ninjas are there - this is just a ruse to get my Wispa isn't it.Originally posted by realityhack View PostNinjas cannot resist chocolate, and will fight each other for it. Throw that wispa bar across the room then leg it.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostThere aren't any ninjas are there - this is just a ruse to get my Wispa isn't it.
That's true, you'd better give it to me for safe keeping.
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