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"All mobile phones capable of picture messaging must be turned off on these premises."
I wonder what to do about the 10 megapixel camera in my pocket
That reminds me of the plant where I worked that had absolute bans on matches & lighter being taken inside... (explosion risk).
I discovered a book of matches in the lining of my jacket coz there was a hole in one of the pockets... <kaboom>
That was the place that killed one of the fitters when the room flood CO2 system went off by accident & he fell over & knocked himself out as he was trying to leave.
That reminds me of the plant where I worked that had absolute bans on matches & lighter being taken inside... (explosion risk).
I discovered a book of matches in the lining of my jacket coz there was a hole in one of the pockets... <kaboom>
That was the place that killed one of the fitters when the room flood CO2 system went off by accident & he fell over & knocked himself out as he was trying to leave.
Having read the "Security Policy" with all its dire warnings about what will be done to me if I use any software that hasn't been approved by the IT crowd, I'm then asked to install a bunch of stuff necessary for the project... and told "Feel free to install anything else you like - well, as long as it's free, or at least not ripped off."
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