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    Bored now.

    It hasn't taken long this week.

    Thank crunchy it's a short week...

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      Terribly strict security here

      "All mobile phones capable of picture messaging must be turned off on these premises."

      I wonder what to do about the 10 megapixel camera in my pocket

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        My bread roll tasted distinctly odd.

        Of some sort of cleaner...

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          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          Terribly strict security here

          "All mobile phones capable of picture messaging must be turned off on these premises."

          I wonder what to do about the 10 megapixel camera in my pocket


          That reminds me of the plant where I worked that had absolute bans on matches & lighter being taken inside... (explosion risk).

          I discovered a book of matches in the lining of my jacket coz there was a hole in one of the pockets... <kaboom>

          That was the place that killed one of the fitters when the room flood CO2 system went off by accident & he fell over & knocked himself out as he was trying to leave.

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            Just a short visit

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                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


                That reminds me of the plant where I worked that had absolute bans on matches & lighter being taken inside... (explosion risk).

                I discovered a book of matches in the lining of my jacket coz there was a hole in one of the pockets... <kaboom>

                That was the place that killed one of the fitters when the room flood CO2 system went off by accident & he fell over & knocked himself out as he was trying to leave.


                Having read the "Security Policy" with all its dire warnings about what will be done to me if I use any software that hasn't been approved by the IT crowd, I'm then asked to install a bunch of stuff necessary for the project... and told "Feel free to install anything else you like - well, as long as it's free, or at least not ripped off."

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                  Don't you just love it when that happens?



                  "We've got all these rules; just ignore them"...

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                    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                    Don't you just love it when that happens?



                    "We've got all these rules; just ignore them"...
                    Indeed

                    I wonder if the corporate ban on Facebook (well, on "social networking sites") is rigorously enforced

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                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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