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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostYou're a bit early; the Millennium isn't until later in the week
What with all this w*rk I have to doSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostI should think to too - bad Zeity
Nothing like a good spanking to round off the morning...Comment
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Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostAnd no, it is not the time of the month
Yes it isSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Originally posted by Bear View PostWhat? Invoicing time?
Yes it isJust call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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Just reminded me of a comment that BabyBear1 made yesterday...
He's looking at a load of numbers in a book and says....
'Hmmmm.....it makes 50 quid!'
That's my boy - thinking of the money!Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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I know it was a different thread, but...
Originally posted by zeitghostHere we go here we go here we go...
Wear your mushrooms with Pride...
a) Have you finished the repairs to your ship?
b) Have you enough fuel to bugger off yet?
c) May I come?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostNo wireless connection on my laptop!!!!
Using old desk top and conection is ssssoooooo sloooooooowwwww
Fishing agents keep phoning
DS is with me today ' cause he has 'hurt his foot'
Dogs keep barking as there are loads of people with hedgecutters and lawn mowers about
And so far I have had 3 deleiveries for Mr ZD from ebay
AggghhhhhhWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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I think he must be having one of his students for lunch........either that or it is the LustieJust call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI haven't yet bought my mobile broadband dongle thingie. In reviews I kept finding comments like this:Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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