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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostSounds just like ClientCo that. Without the professional chef. And the freshness. And the quality."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostDid I mention the home made cake? Still warm from the oven? One of those cakes with that fruity, spicy aroma that has you drooling before it's even finished baking? And you know how they never seem to taste quite as good as they smell? Well this one did
Was there custard? Or was the cake so moist that it didn't need it?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Greetings denizens
I've reached another lull in the flow of work at ClientCo
It's odd - they give me some work, I take about three times as long over it as I could probably do it in if there was any sense of urgency, and they still seem surprised and delighted when I finally check it in and announce that it's done
Then they don't actually give me any more work unless I ask them, despite the obvious fact that if I've finished, I must have nothing to doComment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View Post< puts tongue back inside mouth >
Was there custard? Or was the cake so moist that it didn't need it?"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostDidn't need custard?
Burn the heretic!"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostI was washing it down with a cup of freshly made real coffee. Not that muck they put in the pump actions flasks in meeting rooms, proper, made to order, fresh coffeeJust call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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