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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Hey Chimp
    Hi Carling

    The power's back on - must be time for lunch

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      What is it with TPD today - we all seem to be suffering from some aliment or another.

      Pass the painkillers please...............
      Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        Hi VF


        Did you see that Beeb documentary the other year where a chap went into the jungle and followed a bunch of chimps around, sleeping where they slept and eating what they ate?

        The chimps tolerated his presence for a few days, by the end of which he was in a right state due to general physical exhaustion and lack of sufficient food, the chimps not having left much for him.

        The chimps apparently decided that he must be hanging around because he was lost. So they set off through the jungle, with him following, led him to the gate of the research station he'd originally set out from, hung around a bit to check they'd brought him to the right place, and left him there
        Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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          Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
          Afternoon chief

          How's things?
          Sooo busy, clientco have asked if I can do extra work, to which I responded - sure for an extra 33% - DONE.

          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          Hey Monkey - how is your back....
          Hiya, back is loads better, I'm training again, you good ?

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            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            One of them seems to have been learning from you. He was in a rush this morning so, rather than making sandwiches, he brought a loaf and some cheese in, and made his sandwiches here. He's now sitting there with what looks like the entire loaf piled up on his plate
            I'd replace the cheese with a Morrisons cooked pork joint

            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            The chimps apparently decided that he must be hanging around because he was lost. So they set off through the jungle, with him following, led him to the gate of the research station he'd originally set out from, hung around a bit to check they'd brought him to the right place, and left him there
            That's a degree of intelligence that would eclipse the average in Redditch
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
              What is it with TPD today - we all seem to be suffering from some aliment or another.

              Pass the painkillers please...............
              Vodka
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                Sooo busy, clientco have asked if I can do extra work, to which I responded - sure for an extra 33% - DONE.


                Is this extra work you can do at home, or more hours at ClientCo?
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                  Sooo busy, clientco have asked if I can do extra work, to which I responded - sure for an extra 33% - DONE.
                  all from home as well. The best thing is its trying to make up the slip that i've introduced

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                    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                    Hiya, back is loads better, I'm training again, you good ?
                    Good stuff, I'm grand, thanks
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                      all from home as well. The best thing is its trying to make up the slip that i've introduced
                      Genius
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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