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#151891

5 March 2009, 13:50

Originally posted by DaveB View Post

No, some heathen in the canteen saw fit to include Walnuts in the flapjack.

Would it help to visualise it as bits of pickled rat brain?

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5 March 2009, 13:51

I'm off to the Instrument Store...

I may never return if the heap collapses...

It's been nice knowing you all...
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#151893

5 March 2009, 13:52

Originally posted by voodooflux View Post

I've acquired another samosa for later.

9,000 TPD posts.

You should be thoroughly ashamed of yourself.

Well done!

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#151894

5 March 2009, 13:53

Originally posted by voodooflux View Post

I like this one

I do so wish I had thought of that.

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#151895

5 March 2009, 13:55

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Don't these people know I've got important surfing to do? I'm not here to w**k...

It's not right, is it?

I'm sure they don't pay you enough for that kind of treatment.

Lulled into a role in academia and then tasked with activities? Appalling.

You dont get teachers putting up with that kind of rubbish, oh no.

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5 March 2009, 13:57

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#151897

5 March 2009, 13:57

Originally posted by zeitghost View Post

I don't think "strange" quite sums up its oddness really...

It was quite surreal. I can only think it was thrown together at a table in the tea-bar in Broadcasting House one lunchtime by a chance gathering of celebrities and technicians.

I refuse to believe it was written and planned.

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#151898

5 March 2009, 13:58

Originally posted by zeitghost View Post

El BI

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Merely for completeness or something

Thank you most kindly, great scaly one.

Originally posted by zeitghost View Post

*subject to revision in the event of newbie posts...

The newbies in question will have to retrieve it from my cold, dead hands.

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#151899

5 March 2009, 14:00

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Neglecting the fact that most of the non Caucasian part of humanity cannot digest milk in adulthood...

Really?

Originally posted by zeitghost View Post

i.e. Honkies is weird...

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5 March 2009, 14:02

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Quietly gets the chainsaw out to chop down another two trees...

Are you planting saplings to replace the trees you're chopping down?

Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?
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