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    I'd better do my TPD catch up...back in a bit.
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      Animal husbandry had to be invented so that we could milk the animals.
      For some reason that phrase puts me in mind of Sid Meier's Civ IV.
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        So could it be true that the pinnacle of human achievement is the Jacobs Tuc cheese sandwich?
        How far we have come. Personally Sky+ would get my vote as the pinnacle of human achievement.
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
          I do wonder if I am wasting my time trying to catch up.
          You can't be far off now, shirley? Got as far as December yet?
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Population
            2090 Revenues
            483750 € Unemployment 1 %
            Transport 99 %
            Crime rate 2 %
            Pollution 1 %

            rank=334
            05 March: A new inhabitant has come to TPDVille.

            Rank=333
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
              How far we have come. Personally Sky+ would get my vote as the pinnacle of human achievement.
              My vote goes to the Bombay Behemoth. Truly a work of genius!
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                They have:
                • fat balls
                • crushed nuts
                Made your mind up
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                  Quietly gets the chainsaw out to chop down another tree...
                  Brrrr.

                  Brrrr dug-a-dug.

                  Brrrr.

                  BrrrrRRRAAAAARRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    Mind you, it is tempting.

                    We used to go on narrowboat holidays a few times a year (who'd be a permie?). By this time of day I could expect to have 2 or 3 pints inside me, especially in the summer months. I could have been drinking for 4 hours by now. And I'd meet people at the locks already drunk. Sometimes they'd not be on boats.

                    It's a lovely life for a dipso.
                    Ahh - druken people, locks and a canal - as we have a canal at the bottom of the garden this gives us endless fun in the summer months. Even more so if we go to the local and see them operating the drawbridge
                    Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                      Mind you, it is tempting.

                      We used to go on narrowboat holidays a few times a year (who'd be a permie?). By this time of day I could expect to have 2 or 3 pints inside me, especially in the summer months. I could have been drinking for 4 hours by now. And I'd meet people at the locks already drunk. Sometimes they'd not be on boats.

                      It's a lovely life for a dipso.
                      I found that a couple of pints made it far easier to get the boat into a lock.

                      And that could easily be a euphemism for something smutty, the precise details of which are left as an exercise for the reader.
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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