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    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    Yeah, I'll consider it an act of charity

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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      I've decided to get a router...
      I was going to make a joke about using networking equipment for whittling but I couldn't think of one
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        My favourite saying of Bjarne's is:

        I used to wish that my computer was as easy to use as my telephone. Now my wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone.

        Originally posted by The Unix Haters Bible
        C++ is to C as Lung Cancer is to Lung

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          Originally posted by DaveB View Post
          I was going to make a joke about using networking equipment for whittling but I couldn't think of one
          I've got a defunct router sitting in the project room...

          Maybe it requires some re-engineering...

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            The lustee has just posted a video of her observations of Saturn on YouTube.

            She really does need a good shag...

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              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
              The lustee has just posted a video of her observations of Saturn on YouTube.

              She really does need a good shag...
              Offer her a ride on your Rocket Ship
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                Or ask her if you can use her telescope, cos "I've always wanted to see Uranus"
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  Not much drivel today considering there's a millenium so close.
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                    Not much drivel today considering there's a millenium so close.
                    Probably a lot of lurking going on

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                      Originally posted by Bunk View Post
                      Probably a lot of lurking going on
                      You could be right.

                      Better go do my timesheet - hopefully I'll be back before the millenium.
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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