especially seeing as no young Swedish blondes with great legs and short skirts have come wandering in offering to work for me for nothing more than the pleasure of doing so and learning some new skills at the same time.
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What skills were you planning to teach themOriginally posted by Bear View Postespecially seeing as no young Swedish blondes with great legs and short skirts have come wandering in offering to work for me for nothing more than the pleasure of doing so and learning some new skills at the same time.
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There must be balance in the world.
Yin and yan.
Black and white.
Good and Evil.
Life and death.
Cameron's son thread and all the other threads in General today.
Jeez.
I'm staying out of there today.
Hello, everybody peeps!
Anybody need some luvvin'?
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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which is disappointingSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Cyberman just hit a new low in the Wendy Richards thread. I wont quote it in deference to those who have him on ignore."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Oh I don't know....just some general skills...customer service...keeping the boss happyOriginally posted by voodooflux View PostWhat skills were you planning to teach them
you know...stuff like thatSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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certainly brighten up the officeSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Afternoon squireOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View PostHello, everybody peeps!
Anybody need some luvvin'?
I could do with some Minogue luvvin' - either or preferably both of them (<- one ciggy each).
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grabs clipboard and pen...Originally posted by voodooflux View PostWhat skills were you planning to teach them
"Ahem! Excuse me miss. Random Health & Safety checks. Sorry, but it has to be done. Now, could you point out the nearest fire exit, please?"
<mmm, watch her swivel>
"Thank you, miss". Tick the sheet.
"Now would you be so kind as to say 'fire, fire, fire' but as you might when setting off the alarm but please just say it, no need to shout.
<mmm, listen to that Nordic accent. Watch the bottom lip wobble on the 'f'>
"Thank you, miss". Tick the sheet.
"Now the manual handling. I would like you to pick up this pen as if it were a large box."
<drop pen on floor> <mmm. cop that eyeful>
"Ahem. Than you miss, now if you'll excuse me, I must now check the facilities..."
<run to Gents...>Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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A bit of light polishing by chance?Originally posted by Bear View Post
Youd have to train them in manual handling as well.
And make sure they knew how to pick up those boxes. - Legs together, knees straight, bend from the waist
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