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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Bingo









    I did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Are people still creating new TPD-art?
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Greetings from Cambridge

      Right, off for a steak in the Beefeater

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          I am watching engineering connections with Richard Hammond on BBC2.

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            Mrs BP is watching "come dine with me" in the extension.

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              Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
              just like DS - what did he have as a snack just - Tuna Sandwiches, mind you he is just stuffing a huge Croissant now and is demanding more milk!
              Mmmm, I'm quite partial to Tuna Sandwiches. With a bit of mayo and lemon on thick granary bread.

              I may need to visit the fridge shortly.
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                Last night we recorded Vera Drake and were watching that earlier : we have about 40 minutes left which we might watch at 9pm.

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                  Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post

                  Sorry - owning up to beng a cottager always makes me giggle.
                  Zara, you smutty so-and-so!
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    I went jogging twice yesterday and twice today.

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                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      Chimp - don't be daft.... it's a toaster, it doesn't come with a manual!!!
                      It must be a little over 20 years ago that I bought my first toaster. It was crap. Regardless of the settings, it either gently warmed the toast, or cremated it. One slice burned. Leave the settings alone, the next one warmed up. The next burned. But there was no pattern, no predicting its behaviour.

                      The Systems Analyst was complaining about how difficult it was to program his washing machine. The Senior Programmer I was working for at the time made a passing comment one day "... they'll be putting microprocessors in toasters next ."

                      So I took the manual (a surprisingly thick document) in to show him. Microprocessor controlled, photo-receptor analysis, thermo-regulated piece of poo.
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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