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"What's this fly doing in my soup?"
"The backstroke, sir."
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
Right, all packed and ready to go once the MacBook is in the laptop bag.
I vaguely resent having to spend another night away from home
I calculated the other day that, between June 2007 and June 2008, I spent over 180 nights sleeping in a Premier Inn - in other words, a full six months
Right, all packed and ready to go once the MacBook is in the laptop bag.
I vaguely resent having to spend another night away from home
I calculated the other day that, between June 2007 and June 2008, I spent over 180 nights sleeping in a Premier Inn - in other words, a full six months
See you all later
DON'T FORGET YOUR 3G MODEM!
Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?
Right - feel happier now my brood are all home - Hubby and DS are back from the pub and DS is now tucked up in bed and DS is back from my Ex's and is currently doing her homework.
Right - feel happier now my brood are all home - Hubby and DS are back from the pub and DS is now tucked up in bed and DS is back from my Ex's and is currently doing her homework.
We're going to try and get all the kids to bed before 8.00pm this evening. I think that might be a bit over ambitious though.
Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?
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