test please delete

[oracleslave]

you listened to it then?

No...open plan office and wasn't sure what to expect.

[alreadypacked]

Where is it you are again Zeity, Sellafields

[wendigo100]

Too late. He's knocked off early.

And I've got to be in Marylebone Station soon to catch an iron horse.

Bye

[wendigo100]

Good morning

Here starts another week of mostly sitting next to a permie south african woman...

[DaveB]

Sing that Spitting Image song to her, I'm sure she'll appreciate it...

I suspect that one will be getting an outing at the Stade de France next weekend....

[The Lone Gunman]

Good morning

Here starts another week of mostly sitting next to a permie south african woman...

Are you discussing the rugby perchance? Have you considered a small wager with her?

[Troll]

Good morning

Here starts another week of mostly sitting next to a permie south african woman...

Is she fit? does she say "Eezes it" a lot?

[wendigo100]

No she's not fit...

No I shan't be serenading her with that song - she'd take it as a compliment...

And no, I shan't be discussing the rugby with someone who knows nothing about it other than: "we or gonna kick English butt, mun!" (sic)

Have I painted a picture?

[Troll]

I need a friendly farmer

Customs officers are cracking down on illegal fuel use after recent spot checks found one in five drivers challenged were using rebated fuels.

Officers will be stopping more cars in Lancashire, Greater Manchester and Merseyside over the coming weeks.

They will be checking that that red diesel fuel, which is produced for agriculture and construction vehicles, is not being used by car drivers.

Drivers stopped at filling stations may have their fuel checked by officers.

Cheaper fuel
Red diesel is much cheaper than white diesel as it carries a reduced rate of tax.
It contains a red dye and chemical markers, which makes it easier to detect.

All off-road vehicles are allowed to use the fuel, but only vehicles such as agricultural tractors, combine harvesters, and materials' handlers are entitled to use it on public highways.

HM Revenue and Customs (HMRC) National Oils Strategy Manager, Colin McAllister, said: "With a price difference of around 65p a litre between red and white diesels, many see this as an opportunity to save money.

"However those using rebated fuels illegally are abusing a tax system, which is there to support and reduce the burden on UK industries such as agriculture."

[DS23]

Get orf moi laaand!