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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Bad luck

    Hopefully this afternoon will work out better
    Thank you Sir. Let us know how you get on too.....

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      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      Somekind of geek speak.... I didn't get it either.... even after they explained it to me.
      You pretended not to know.

      When a man pretends to be stupid they get my respect. When a woman does it its dangerous!

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        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        I lost what little I had about 15 years ago when a woman I asked out compared me unfavourably with a lame duck...
        She was clearly totally mad. nearly as bad as b**.b** ......

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          Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
          However, a woman I told about this felt so sorry for me that she shagged me senseless for nearly a year...
          top story

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            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            ...
            century

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              Lunchtime FTW
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                http://www.metro.co.uk/lifestyle/art...4&in_a_source=

                Loved this bit... ROTF...

                "Add four years to your life for good sex.
                People who orgasm twice a week are half as likely to die from heart disease. Women who don't have a fulfilling sex life because their partner suffers from premature ejaculation or impotence are more likely to have a heart attack. "
                Add 8 years for Mrs BP then

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                  Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                  Morning kids.


                  How are you?

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                    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post


                    Morning all - survived the flight with no ill effects.

                    Now, just need to survive the client!!

                    Meeting in a minute to go through the issues and see what needs fixing, by whom, and how quickly.
                    Best of luck with it......

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                      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                      Lunchtime FTW
                      I already had mine. I got my shoes cleaned at Liverpool Street station while I was out.......

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