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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Sorry.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostBloody hell Zeity.... even if you would have run away, don't add kudos to Cybernoddy

Mea culpa.
I didn't bother reading the thread...
Being an abject coward, I find running away is the best thing to do...
Though that was before my knees packed up.
I suppose I'll have to hobble away now.
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Dunno.Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostIs she aware of her status as Lustee?
I have asked her out on a walk, but haven't got anywhere...
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And no w*rk for some peopleOriginally posted by HeliCraig View PostI don't know, only 977 posts to the "big one" and this thread has properly died on its arse.
No stamina some people!

Thankfully, I think I've finished mine for the day.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Morning Nick.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI'll be well annoyed if I don't get the gig because of some chap who thinks I should be able to fully grasp the purpose of a few dozens line of code without even having the chance to read it in full
We could all go round and "fix" him if you wanted? I could do with someone / thing to release some stress on!!
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Now there's a thought...Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI believe she is unaware (Zeity please correct me if wrong).
IMO Zeity should chance his arm! Valentines day soon....
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Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostWHS. Risk it for a biscuit Zeity. Nothing to lose.
Nothing but my dignity... 
There's no fool like an old fool...
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Listen here sunshine, I was here this morning making things ready for "the big off" before your alarm had even gone off - so button it.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostAnd no w*rk for some people
Thankfully, I think I've finished mine for the day.
Anyhow, just been told that IT have finished bastardising my laptop and it is ready to collect. Might walk over there in a minute.Comment
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Hey BELOriginally posted by Bunk View Post

It's a sad state of affairs when I'm actually looking forward to being on the bench.
How's stuff?
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