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    Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
    I texted our very own BOFH this afternoon to congratulate him on the commencement of The Great Escape.

    We (CCFC) have numerous things we could teach you. Rule 1 - always, always, always leave it to the last day of the season to seal it.

    Rule 2 - wherever possible make sealing it dependent on someone else's performance (X loosing, or Y winning).

    Rule 3 - in addition to this, try and bring goal difference into it!

    Good result for you though!
    When it comes to escapes West Brom took the rule book, tore it apart and used the paper to wrap their chips

    That great escape season we were bottom of league at kickoff, and fourth from bottom after it. I may have been slighly hoarse for the remainder of the weekend following that.
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
      Don't we all?
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        Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
        HC is awarded +5 FaQQer predictability points
        Can I get some more, if I mention Baby Oil? I was going to, but remembered it wasn't Smutty Friday anymore!

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          Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
          Can I get some more, if I mention Baby Oil? I was going to, but remembered it wasn't Smutty Friday anymore!
          No.
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              Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
              No.
              You don't ask, you don't get!

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                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Evening Scourer.

                Good weekend thus far?

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                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

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                    Worryingly, as I was unable to go shopping today - I am reduced to drinking our good paddle weilding friend's finest tulipe in a tin.

                    It is awful. I can't bring myself to drink Tea on a Saturday night though - I should be out in town! Where did it all go wrong?

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                      Trading Places is on in 10 minutes. One of the great comedies of the '80s.
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