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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    More bad news mate, you're married!
    True : but I can look at ANYTHING I want as long as I dont touch

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      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Very very busy day coming up : esp for Mrs BP.

      The Mother-out-law is currently on her broomstick flying to visit us......
      How was the meeting? Did she take minutes or give seconds?
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post


        Who invented this tulipty software!!!! It's driving me ******* crackers!!!!

        I bet it wasn't NickFitz!

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          True : but I can look at ANYTHING I want as long as I dont touch
          As the adage goes "just because you're on a diet doesn't mean you can't take a look at the menu."
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            Originally posted by Ravello View Post
            Worryingly, I was giving a presentation a few years ago to a supplier and one of their guys was obviously asleep. Trying not to take this personally I soldiered on with the powerpoint and hoping one of his colleagues would do something other than smile about it.

            I sped through the rest of the presentation as fast as I could, and assumed that the lights coming back on would be sufficient to wake the guy up. It wasn't. Turns out the guy was diabetic and was slipping into a coma. His colleagues had 'forgotten' his condition and had also assumed he was asleep. Ended up requiring an ambulance on site.


            I've been to meetings that have almost caused me to slip into a coma.
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post


              Who invented this tulipty software!!!! It's driving me ******* crackers!!!!

              bound to be the BA's fault for providing poor requirements - they're to blame for everything apparently.
              Proud owner of +5 Xeno Geek Points

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                Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                How was the meeting? Did she take minutes or give seconds?
                Would have been better wearing a white blouse instead of a black baggy jumper.

                She was saying recently how she was thinking of plastic surgery. I assured her she looked wonderful.

                Luckily I did not have to lie for once......

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                  There's a photoshoot going on in the lab at the moment...

                  No neked ladies unfortunately...

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                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post


                    I've been to meetings that have almost caused me to slip into a coma.
                    I usually get this violent urge to punch somebody!

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                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      Would have been better wearing a white blouse instead of a black baggy jumper.

                      She was saying recently how she was thinking of plastic surgery. I assured her she looked wonderful.

                      Luckily I did not have to lie for once......
                      Which part of her anatomy was she considering having enhanced?
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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