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    Mushroom
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      This lorry park smells of wee.

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        Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
        This lorry park smells of wee.
        Have you ever parked up on the A5 by junction 9 of the M1 and visited the Waggon and Horses strippers pub? Good for a bit of light entertainment.

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          Originally posted by zeitghost
          FG is sadly missed, of course, for his piccies of shapely ladeez...
          I'm still here, but without the ability to post inline pics, I'm just a shadow of my former self.....

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            Originally posted by Fortune Green View Post
            I'm still here, but without the ability to post inline pics, I'm just a shadow of my former self.....
            They've even taken that away from you?

            Sad..
            "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
            - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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              Gods I'm knackered.

              Couldn't think of anywhere more suitable to put this so...

              This morning I completed my first ever Triathlon. Only a baby one.

              400m swim, 20k cycle, 5k run.

              Total time 1:21:36. Start Pos. 78. Finish Pos. 63.

              Pleased because :

              A) I finished to begin with, having missed the last 6 weeks of training for various reasons.

              B) I was 9 mins or so inside my target time.

              C) I didn't come last!

              Off for a long hot bath in the hopes it will stop me being crippled tomorrow morning.
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                But hey

                Originally posted by cojak View Post
                They've even taken that away from you?

                Sad..
                The way you wear your hat
                The way you sip your tea
                The memory of all that
                No they cant take that away from me

                (bit of a bummer about the pictures though)
                Why not?

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                  Morning all
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    Back of my little holiday.
                    A week away turned into ten days because I didn't want to come back
                    It was great! Ten days with no phone, no telly and no newspapers. Oh! and no work either.
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      Originally posted by Diver View Post
                      Back of my little holiday.
                      A week away turned into ten days because I didn't want to come back
                      It was great!.
                      Yes England seems to have that effect on people...
                      How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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