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In which case cover your eyes - you're not old enough to read that sort of thing.Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostStill on shoes there CM, or have we moved on to a more adult level?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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And if her dress is short no-one will pay any attention to her shoes. Problem solved.Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostIf your dress is long no-one will see your shoes?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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There's a joke in there somewhere just screaming to get out...Originally posted by cailin maith View PostPlus, I have to be tall enough beside the doggie!
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Afternoon denizens

Got to make sure I'm properly up to speed on some of the more obscure aspects of PHP - don't want to slip up on a trick question in the phone interview tomorrow
Hence I am going to discard all the work I'd done in Python and Django on one of my toy projects, and rewrite the thing in PHP by tomorrow evening
Total immersion... it's the only way
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Ouch, doggie must be broke. I bought FianceHC some stuff from there the other month - crikey they are expensive. I could buy all the underwear I have ever used in my life for less than the price of 1 bra / knicker set!Originally posted by cailin maith View PostYes, I have bought it and paid bloody £90 instead of £72
Grrr.....
Have been to Bravissimo, thanks
Reality bites.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostEveryone of course - he's delusional that way. And don't encourage him FFS.
Well you wouldn't know it. You're about as funny as a pedophile in a playground.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostThere's a joke in there somewhere just screaming to get out...
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Let me know how you get on with that, I have to immerse myself in PHP in the next few days.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostAfternoon denizens

Got to make sure I'm properly up to speed on some of the more obscure aspects of PHP - don't want to slip up on a trick question in the phone interview tomorrow
Hence I am going to discard all the work I'd done in Python and Django on one of my toy projects, and rewrite the thing in PHP by tomorrow evening
Total immersion... it's the only way
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You told me you normally go commando.Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostOuch, doggie must be broke. I bought FianceHC some stuff from there the other month - crikey they are expensive. I could buy all the underwear I have ever used in my life for less than the price of 1 bra / knicker set!
How would you knowOriginally posted by HeliCraig View PostReality bites.
You've been sat with m*nagement for so long you've become detached from it.
I can't find a FAIL image worthy of that.Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostWell you wouldn't know it. You're about as funny as a pedophile in a playground.
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I'm now more than half way through PHP & MySQL for Dummies - let me know if I can be of anny assistanceOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostAfternoon denizens

Got to make sure I'm properly up to speed on some of the more obscure aspects of PHP - don't want to slip up on a trick question in the phone interview tomorrow
Hence I am going to discard all the work I'd done in Python and Django on one of my toy projects, and rewrite the thing in PHP by tomorrow evening
Total immersion... it's the only way
"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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http://forums.contractoruk.com/680679-post2.htmlOriginally posted by HeliCraig View PostWhat editor you going to use?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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