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I've just had a very nice pink lady. My third of the day
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I just googled "Pink Lady" without a second thought. Think I got away with it though.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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I was going to read that, but couldn't be @rsed.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post"How to be Free" is by the same bloke that wrote "How to be Idle" which I've not looked at yet.
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I googled "you don't know what to do - so you do anything you like" for BP to find out who said / sang it originally.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI just googled "Pink Lady" without a second thought. Think I got away with it though.
The 4th result from google says:
which made me laugh!Will you do anything in the bedroom to keep him happy? - Yahoo ...
If he wants an@l and you don't like it, then don't do it. .... So my answer is no. I'm also not big on using my mouth for anything but I do sometimes ...Comment
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It's normally at that point when a colleague looks over your shoulder and says "wotcha reading?"Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Postwhich made me laugh!
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I don't have that problem at the moment.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostIt's normally at that point when a colleague looks over your shoulder and says "wotcha reading?"
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Good pointOriginally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI don't have that problem at the moment.
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Oh goody, just had the weekly "morale" email bulletin from ClientCo.Last edited by voodooflux; 11 November 2008, 14:11.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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