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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    So what on earth is General all about?
    CUK is the food and drink for contractor consumption.

    Light Relief provides the sweet carbohydrates for energy and brain-power and happiness and well-being. It gets you of bed in the morning.

    Technical is the proteins that provide the muscle that creates work.

    Accounting/Legal is the delicate and precise vitamins and minerals that promote growth upon which strong bodies are built.

    Business/Contracts is the fats and water that provide robustness and fluidity.

    You are left with General. The roughage. The stuff one chews on and spits out or that passes through unchanged. Excreted, once all the good stuff has been removed.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
      Evening folks

      I've managed to get some CAT6 up the loft today, so No.1 son is happily slaughtering his friends on COD4 again. I also got him kitted out with my old Marantz amp and Mission 760i's, and now the PS3 is pumping out tunes streamed from the NAS. I love technology (and acronyms)
      Evening

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        Population
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        Transport 99 %
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        quite a few visitors today......

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          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
          CUK is the food and drink for contractor consumption.

          Light Relief provides the sweet carbohydrates for energy and brain-power and happiness and well-being. It gets you of bed in the morning.

          Technical is the proteins that provide the muscle that creates work.

          Accounting/Legal is the delicate and precise vitamins and minerals that promote growth upon which strong bodies are built.

          Business/Contracts is the fats and water that provide robustness and fluidity.

          You are left with General. The roughage. The stuff one chews on and spits out or that passes through unchanged. Excreted, once all the good stuff has been removed.
          I would like to - but this is true.

          Basically - General is like sh1t.

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                Watching the SWeeney on ITV4 now.....

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                  Though I have to record SCD at 08:15

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                    gf is in the back room with visitors playing on the wii

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                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                      CUK is the food and drink for contractor consumption.

                      Light Relief provides the sweet carbohydrates for energy and brain-power and happiness and well-being. It gets you of bed in the morning.

                      Technical is the proteins that provide the muscle that creates work.

                      Accounting/Legal is the delicate and precise vitamins and minerals that promote growth upon which strong bodies are built.

                      Business/Contracts is the fats and water that provide robustness and fluidity.

                      You are left with General. The roughage. The stuff one chews on and spits out or that passes through unchanged. Excreted, once all the good stuff has been removed.

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