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    #id
    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    The trouble with pâté is that once I start eating it, I can't stop

    How much is 170g in real money anyway?
    About two portions if having it with a meat sauce and the missus is watching.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #id
      evening all

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        #id
        off to the zoo tomorrow, got to sort the picnic out later.

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          #id
          hope the weather stay good for tomorrow, then the kids are back to school on Thursday

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            #id
            ITIL = Interminably Tedious Interest-free Laudanum

            I Think It's Laughable

            Increases Tears In Loathing

            It Typifies Infinite Labour-making

            Got it: I Think It's Lard-arsed
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #id
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              I am seriously broody......

              Saw loads of friends with babies when I was home this weekend....... I want one too!
              • Dirty nappies.
              • Endless washing up.
              • No undisturbed nights.
              • Anything of any value gets destroyed.
              • No more holidays.
              • No more shoes 'n' handbags.
              • Having your eyelashes pulled.
              • Being weed on.
              • Broken, sore skin around your nipples.
              • Saggy belly.
              • Weeing yourself when you sneeze for the rest of your life.
              • Piles.
              • No more going out for the night.
              • No more coming home in a wheelbarrow.

              Am I helping?
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #id
                Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                off to the zoo tomorrow, got to sort the picnic out later.
                evening

                which zoo?

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                  • Dirty nappies.
                  • Endless washing up.
                  • No undisturbed nights.
                  • Anything of any value gets destroyed.
                  • No more holidays.
                  • No more shoes 'n' handbags.
                  • Having your eyelashes pulled.
                  • Being weed on.
                  • Broken, sore skin around your nipples.
                  • Saggy belly.
                  • Weeing yourself when you sneeze for the rest of your life.
                  • Piles.
                  • No more going out for the night.
                  • No more coming home in a wheelbarrow.

                  Am I helping?

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    evening

                    which zoo?
                    I bet it's Twycross... they have bonobos there

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                      • Dirty nappies.
                      • Endless washing up.
                      • No undisturbed nights.
                      • Anything of any value gets destroyed.
                      • No more holidays.
                      • No more shoes 'n' handbags.
                      • Having your eyelashes pulled.
                      • Being weed on.
                      • Broken, sore skin around your nipples.
                      • Saggy belly.
                      • Weeing yourself when you sneeze for the rest of your life.
                      • Piles.
                      • No more going out for the night.
                      • No more coming home in a wheelbarrow.

                      Am I helping?
                      I dont think you have put her off.... yet! keep going!

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