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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    And the baby screamed when he went to CM - but loved her date.

    I think my daughter "adopting" her fdor the day made up for it.
    What is "baby talk" for "F**K ME!!! He's a big bastard!" He was only quiet because he was eating my map!

    Btw, I've still got yours!

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      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
      Top tip:

      Do NOT each ice cream when you have toothache.

      Ow! Ow! Owwitty ow!
      Sage advice.

      Mmm... ice cream...

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        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        What is "baby talk" for "F**K ME!!! He's a big bastard!" He was only quiet because he was eating my map!

        Btw, I've still got yours!
        Babies like to be thrown around! The taller the better. I think he actually said "throw me higher".

        Ah yes - the baby has nearly finished yours - he could do with eating mine. dont forget to post it on. Cheaper than food.

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          Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
          I've logged into work, checked emails, nothing going on... Can I claim an hour for that
          Too damn right you can!

          (Although there are those on 'professional working days' that would charge a day, I'm sure!)
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
            This is fun getting approval from people I've never met
            That sounds like my job description.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
              What amused me was the change in file handling between Win3.1 & 95....

              Win3.1 is all lopen & low level file handling, locking stuff here there & everywhere, while 95 et al is back to fopen etc.
              Micro$oft has never grasped the concept of two computers being connected together, nor two users actually wanting to use the same file at the same time.

              I have spent fifteen years waiting for Micro$oft to get where the rest of the industry was by the early 1960s.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                "We're like carpenters who go out doing wonderful work for customers, but whose own houses look crap"
                "Cobblers' children go barefoot."
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  Just got back from the park (Baby sitting the Granddaughters til tomorrow) They had great fun throwing pebbles into the river, we all got soaked
                  Wifey is feeding them now. bed soon
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
                    Morning everyone.........

                    WOW, I even beat CM in this morning....unless she's on holiday.

                    ClientCo's enforcing extra time working (yeah I know, stupid isn't it) which is why I'm in so early.....
                    ... posting on TPD!
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      These 'ere ITIL study notes I've got are interminably, intolerably, incredibly and indubitably dull.

                      Dull, dull, dull, dull, dullity dull.
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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