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[voodooflux]

Reet, early(ish) night called for - cheerio everyone

[Diver]

Evening all

Just back from a very intimate meal for 13. Excellent food, bit stuffed though now.



Had a shave perhaps?

How can you have an intimate meal for 13?

Roman Orgy

[voodooflux]

How can you have an intimate meal for 13?

Roman Orgy

Damn, I meant to put quotes around "intimate"

The local Roman Orgy was fully booked, so we went to a nice country pub instead.

[voodooflux]

And now I really am off to bed

[Diver]

And now I really am off to bed

Goodnight

[Diver]

Goodnight all

[EqualOpportunities]

Goodnight all

Goodnight mate

[Diver]

Goodnight mate

Still here, was on ebay ordering a new brush bar for wifeys Dyson Vacuum

Going now though

[AtW]

[NickFitz]

Just got an email from a 73 year old widow who's dying of breast cancer and wants me to look after the many millions of dollars that her husband left her upon his untimely death - my rôle is to ensure that all that bread is spent on Christian churches in Afghanistan, or some such idiocy.

I feel an enormous temptation to reply to this one... something along the lines of:

Yo, bitch.

Give me the money. I won't spend it on churches - I'll waste it on hookers, drugs and booze. Then, just before I die from a heart attack as I come in a whore after a crack overdose, I'll remember you and repent, and be taken to the bosom of The Lord. Surely saving me from a life of sin, if only at the last moment, is the reason God told you to give me this money?

Cough up and die. You know it's the Lord's Will

Sounds like a plan