Reet, early(ish) night called for - cheerio everyone
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostEvening all
Just back from a very intimate meal for 13. Excellent food, bit stuffed though now.
Had a shave perhaps?
Roman OrgyConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostHow can you have an intimate meal for 13?
Roman Orgy
The local Roman Orgy was fully booked, so we went to a nice country pub instead.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostAnd now I really am off to bedConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostGoodnight allThe squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View PostGoodnight mate
Going now thoughConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Just got an email from a 73 year old widow who's dying of breast cancer and wants me to look after the many millions of dollars that her husband left her upon his untimely death - my rôle is to ensure that all that bread is spent on Christian churches in Afghanistan, or some such idiocy.
I feel an enormous temptation to reply to this one... something along the lines of:
Yo, bitch.
Give me the money. I won't spend it on churches - I'll waste it on hookers, drugs and booze. Then, just before I die from a heart attack as I come in a whore after a crack overdose, I'll remember you and repent, and be taken to the bosom of The Lord. Surely saving me from a life of sin, if only at the last moment, is the reason God told you to give me this money?
Cough up and die. You know it's the Lord's Will
Sounds like a planLast edited by NickFitz; 9 August 2008, 03:45. Reason: There was something cruel and tasteless in there - sorry :-(Comment
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