test please delete

[cailin maith]

Ok, why not.

Have you ever committed an act of assault or GBH on someone and got away with it?

I threw our wedding picture at my ex-husband

I missed.....

[realityhack]

You're locked in an arena with several hundred dribbling permies lurching towards you, as in a Romero film.
What is your weapon of choice to quickly and efficiently despatch them all?

[Diver]

You're locked in an arena with several hundred dribbling permies lurching towards you, as in a Romero film.
What is your weapon of choice to quickly and efficiently despatch them all?

A multiple choice questionnaire

[cailin maith]

You're locked in an arena with several hundred dribbling permies lurching towards you, as in a Romero film.
What is your weapon of choice to quickly and efficiently despatch them all?

Any Ninja quality, I can conjur up

[realityhack]

You're in a meeting, and one of the permies starts spouting management bulltulip, using phrases like 'low hanging fruit, raising the bar, getting on the bus' etc.

Do you:

a) Lunge over the desk and stab him in the eyes with two HB pencils
b) Force-feed him one of the conference phones
c) Stamp repeatedly on his head until it is but a mushy pulp, or
d) Other - please state.

[Diver]

You're in a meeting, and one of the permies starts spouting management bulltulip, using phrases like 'low hanging fruit, raising the bar, getting on the bus' etc.

Do you:

a) Lunge over the desk and stab him in the eyes with two HB pencils
b) Force-feed him one of the conference phones
c) Stamp repeatedly on his head until it is but a mushy pulp, or
d) Other - please state.

d. Force hand down his throat and rip out his lungs

[DaveB]

You're locked in an arena with several hundred dribbling permies lurching towards you, as in a Romero film.
What is your weapon of choice to quickly and efficiently despatch them all?

Flamethrower

[DaveB]

You're in a meeting, and one of the permies starts spouting management bulltulip, using phrases like 'low hanging fruit, raising the bar, getting on the bus' etc.

Do you:

a) Lunge over the desk and stab him in the eyes with two HB pencils
b) Force-feed him one of the conference phones
c) Stamp repeatedly on his head until it is but a mushy pulp, or
d) Other - please state.

D) Appear to take notes as he is speaking and halfway through a sentance leap to your feet shouting "Bingo!" When asked show them the buzzword bingo form you have been using to tick off his phrases and demand, loudly and agressively, your £10 prize.

[realityhack]

In a permie team meeting, with 5 persons present, how many hungry and tortured wolverines should you release into the room, for entertainment purposes?

[DaveB]

In a permie team meeting, with 5 persons present, how many hungry and tortured wolverines should you release into the room, for entertainment value?

4, and as you do so offer promotion to whichever permie gets away.