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Evening RCOriginally posted by RichardCranium View PostGood evening, NF.
Wavey wave.
You poor old git. I was merely ten.
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Might be... If I told you, I'd have to wipe your memory...Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostHello, Zeity.
Wavey wave.
Is that your UFO I see in this morning's satellite photos of the Irish Sea?
I think you have overdone it with your cloaking device. It looks like, I dunno, like a huge cotton reel or something.
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I went to Lidl today.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostVery good thanks. Had a lovely day - went to lidl for first time in ages. Got a few bargains but mostly ruubbish. Then I did Pilates. Then Church Fete. Then a kip. Now I am watching Dr Who.
And yourself?
I bought a little World Band radio for £6 which has MW, 6 SW & FM. And it works remarkable well.
I bought a little toolkit for £2.99 which has got a selection of screwdriver bits & little sockets... one of which is the right size to fit the bolt holding the ring on my mum's cooker...
And for some strange reason, I bought a foul water pump capable of pumping water with solids up to the size of 38mm... and I have absolutely no idea why... other than the fact that it might, sometime, come in handy.
My house is full of tools I've bought from Lidl.Comment
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'ere, Diver, wot's all this bonding thing you're talking about then?
My house is plastered (on the inside) with that hideous black mortar stuff...
The render on the outside appears to be made of some form of iron, it's so hard.... I had the devil of a job drilling 4 holes for the mounting bracket for a tv aerial.Comment
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Blimey. She's a big girl.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post2 22 26 28 30 39 12My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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