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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThat is a bit like asking someone NOT to think of a blue monkey - what is the first thing that comes to mind?Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
"And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIs it SFW? I think I shall wait until 5pm just in case...
"BLUE MONKEY"Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHow much have you lost so far?
Are you following a particular regime? (e.g. weight watchers).
Are you doing more exercise?
Surprisingly it works, and gets easier after a few days as your stomach is full but you don't tend to overeat til you are bloated.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Took stock of all the booze we have in house last night:
5 Bottles of Champagne
27 Bottles of wine
8 Bottles of Liqueur
7 Bottles of Whisky
3 Bottles of Brandy
3 Bottles of Vodka
1 Bottle of Rum
0 beer, cider or Lager
We don't drink ?
All high end stuff as I give the cheap booze away
Some of this stuff we've had for 30 years
Party time ?Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostTook stock of all the booze we have in house last night:
5 Bottles of Champagne
27 Bottles of wine
8 Bottles of Liqueur
7 Bottles of Whisky
3 Bottles of Brandy
3 Bottles of Vodka
1 Bottle of Rum
0 beer, cider or Lager
We don't drink ?
Some of this stuff we've had for 30 years
Party time ?
party at Diver's place!Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
"And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."Comment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostJust got rid of the dinner plates and have our meals on small sideplate now.
Surprisingly it works, and gets easier after a few days as your stomach is full but you don't tend to overeat til you are bloated.
I decided I needed to lose some weight after last Christmas. I stopped eating after 8pm and left most other things as they were. I have lost 2st 6lb in 6 months and feel loads better. In the last couple of weeks I've started exercising as well (swimming mostly). Well worth the effort."The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it" - George Bernard ShawComment
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Originally posted by kali View Postparty at Diver's place!
Will you be requiring a horsebox?Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI'll get the car started
Will you be requiring a horsebox?
If this you and your car hunni?
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(SFW)Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
"And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."Comment
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Originally posted by ControlG View PostMorning all
I decided I needed to lose some weight after last Christmas. I stopped eating after 8pm and left most other things as they were. I have lost 2st 6lb in 6 months and feel loads better. In the last couple of weeks I've started exercising as well (swimming mostly). Well worth the effort.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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