• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

test please delete

Collapse
This is a sticky topic.
X
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    night all
    Night Scourer

    Comment


      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      When I was in Wales's poshest chinese ...
      ? Where & what is that?
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

      Comment


        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        night all
        Nighty night, soaped wire-wool one.

        Wavey wave.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

        Comment


          I'm tired too

          Night

          Sweet dreams everyone
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

          Comment


            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            I'm tired too

            Night

            Sweet dreams everyone


            No time for dreams when I get my paws on you

            Comment


              Very strange scene in the FMB bar tonight...

              Some girly who I vaguely know was extremely drunk and rubbing herself up against me for a while - it was her birthday and she had a large group with her.

              Then one of her friends told another of her friends (who was wearing a dinner jacket) that he was dressed like a coot (or some such word... starts with "c", ends with "t")... and it all went downhill from there.

              In no time at all there was a loud argument along the lines of "He called me a coot!", "No I didn't - I said you were dressed like a coot!"

              When I explain that the riposte to the initial accusation that I adduce above was what I thought he ought to have said, rather than what was actually said, you can probably imagine that things degenerated quite rapidly thereafter

              Later on, birthday girl managed to sit on a seat in such a manner as to tip it over, knock the actual seat bit out of the framework, and bang her head on the edge of the table.

              Not, perhaps, first choice on the future bride scale - although I still wouldn't mind if she can remain compos mentis long enough to drag me into the taxi with her
              Last edited by NickFitz; 19 June 2008, 01:31.

              Comment


                My basil plant, which was on the verge of wilting yesterday, still looked a bit droopy just now, so I gave it some more water.

                It's like kids on E... you're never sure how much water to give them without killing them.

                Still, I can probably develop an understanding of their systems requirements that allows me to keep the basil and the thyme running in a generally healthy manner

                Comment


                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  No time for dreams when I get my paws on you
                  !

                  I take it the FMB was open then. hee hee
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

                  Comment


                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                    ... things degenerated quite rapidly thereafter
                    So all in all, a cracking night out! Excellent!

                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                    Later on, birthday girl managed to sit on a seat in such a manner as to tip it over, knock the actual seat bit out of the framework, and bang her head on the edge of the table.

                    Not, perhaps, first choice on the future bride scale - although I still wouldn't mind if she can remain compos mentis long enough to drag me into the taxi with her
                    Alternatively, wait until she's knocked herself out and, well, you know.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

                    Comment


                      Guten morgens, everybody peeps!

                      Wavey wave.
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

                      Comment

                      Working...
                      X