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[BrilloPad]

It's ok for you lot, I'm stuck here until 16:30...again.

I intend to leave at 15:30 - as the boss is off today!

In fact he is off for next 2 weeks

[zeitghost]

BEER!

[zeitghost]

Just one glass of pinkoholic

That was a litre glass then, was it?

[zeitghost]

How big was the glass?

What is pinkoholic?

John Menzies.

[zeitghost]

I intend to leave at 15:30 - as the boss is off today!

In fact he is off for next 2 weeks

Result!

[cailin maith]

How big was the glass?

What is pinkoholic?

Fantastic pink alcoholic wine

Are you happy?

Are you my besht mate?

Sweetie you are always my bestest mate

[Jog On]

Hail all

Just had my first pimp call

It went a bit like this – and I kid you not:

Pimp: Got a role in Twickenham (where I live)
Me: Sounds good
Pimp: How would you feel about working in the ‘adult industry’?
Me: Errrm – I’d have to know a bit more about the role
Pimp: It’s for a massive online dating agency specifically for gays and lesbians.
Me: ummmmmmm OK……. What’s the rate
Pimp: Rate? It’s a permanent role paying £37-£30k

FFS!!!!! Do I need to put Contractor at the top of my CV??!!

[NickFitz]

I translated a French spec for testing sewers once.

Nappe phreatique is a good one.

The french guy couldn't tell me what it meant either.

I think it's ground water or something similar.

http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nappe_phréatique

Unfortunately, Babelfish falls over somewhat on the translation:

http://babelfish.yahoo.com/translate...rUrl=Translate

Let's try Google Translate...

http://translate.google.com/translat...es&tl=en&tl=en

That's better

[NickFitz]

Hail all

Ave Jog!

Pimp: It’s for a massive online dating agency specifically for gays and lesbians.

That would be General then...

[zeitghost]

http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nappe_phréatique

Unfortunately, Babelfish falls over somewhat on the translation:

http://babelfish.yahoo.com/translate...rUrl=Translate

Let's try Google Translate...

http://translate.google.com/translat...es&tl=en&tl=en

That's better

Damn.

That would have been handy to have had back in 1994...