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    What is the most unusual foodstuff you've stuffed in your nostrils?

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      I've boiled a stickleback, does that count?
      Last edited by zeitghost; 29 May 2008, 15:51.

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        Originally posted by realityhack View Post
        What is the most unusual foodstuff you've stuffed in your nostrils?




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          Have you ever threaded a condom through your nose and back out through your mouth?

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            Originally posted by realityhack View Post
            Have you ever threaded a condom through your nose and back out through your mouth?
            Strange to relate, er, no.

            Why would anyone want to?

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              Almost time to go....

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                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
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                As a student, I stuffed an entire iceberg lettuce leaf into a nostril, then went down to the local Spar with a mate.

                At the till, I started twitching, then having (fake) convulsions, while snorting, with my mate going 'oh no (to the assistant) it's happening again, (to me) you'll be alright mate, just let it out - have you taken your pills?'

                And then I snorted the whole thing out onto the counter with a splat.

                Was funny at the time.

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                  Now is the time to say bye bye....

                  Bye bye

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                    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                    Strange to relate, er, no.

                    Why would anyone want to?
                    Another party trick. Very gross, takes ages for that latex taste to leave.

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                      Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                      As a student, I stuffed an entire iceberg lettuce leaf into a nostril, then went down to the local Spar with a mate.

                      At the till, I started twitching, then having (fake) convulsions, while snorting, with my mate going 'oh no (to the assistant) it's happening again, (to me) you'll be alright mate, just let it out - have you taken your pills?'

                      And then I snorted the whole thing out onto the counter with a splat.

                      Was funny at the time.
                      I think you had to be there...

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