-
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
Jackson's last words as he was being rushed to hospital ........Is there
any room in the children's ward?'
Reports of Michael Jackson dying are incorrect. He was caught in the
children's ward having a stroke.
Michael Jackson has cancelled all upcoming dates. One is Thomas aged 9.
Another is Dylan aged 6.
Apparently Michael Jackson died picking his nose. Doctors said they
couldn't blame it on the sunshine or the moonlight. They blamed it on
the boogie.
Jockeys at tomorrows Flemington meeting will wear black armbands out of
respect for Jacko who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in
living memory
MJ's Family have consented and given Michael's body away to Lego...He
will be melted down so that little boys all over the world can continue
to play with him
Early reports are that the Hospital does not know what to do with the
body as plastic recycling is not collected until next Thursday.
At the autopsy they found children's underwear strapped to his upper
arm. According to his doctors it is just a patch, he's been trying to
quit for a while.
Conformation just came through that Michael Jackson died of food
poisoning apparently he ate some 12 year old nuts...
Michael Jackson didn't have a heart attack he was found drowned in his
pool! Cause no one would throw him a boy...
Out of respect McDonalds have released the McJackson burger 50 year old
meat between 10 year old buns...
Comment
-
Early reports say that Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since young Macauly Culkin stayed over.
When Farrah Fawcett arrived at heaven, God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe, so God killed Michael Jackson.
The jockey club have announced that black armbands are to be worn in tribute to MJ who has ridden more three year olds more succesfully than anyone in living memory.
MJ's ghost has been sited in a children's hospital. Seems he is still putting the willies up small children.
Michael Jackson died at 3.15 p.m. local time.
What is significant is that at 3.15 the big hand is on the little hand.
Whats the difference between Farrah Fawcett and Micheal Jackson?
Young boys loved to pin Farrah to the wall, whereas Micheal loved to pin……….
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave little boys' bedrooms with empty sacks.
Michael Jackson's dying wish was to sprinkle his ashes over a bowl of cornflakes so he can go through the arse of little children just one more time.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%
"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - AesopComment
-
MJ's heart attack came about after he learned that Boyz2Men were a band and not a delivery serviceHang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
-
I'm watching Sky news now and they are interviewing young people at Glastonbury who are expressing their shock and surprise at his early death.
Wait 'til they get back home and watch the old footage and find out he was black!Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."Comment
-
Doctors are now saying he had a hereditary heart condition. Apparently it's transmistted via the Billy Gene."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
-
Police searched his house and found Class A drugs in the kitchen, Class B drugs in the bathroom and Class 4C in the bedroomComment
-
The press reports that Jacko was 50 but a close friend says he didn't feel a day over 12.Comment
-
Pop is dead.... Our thoughts go out to Snap and Crackle at this difficult time."Wait, I still function!"Comment
Comment