Michael Jackson Joke Thread

**Evil Hangover** · 26 June 2009, 07:48

After Michael Jackson's death, they were unsure what to put on the death certificate. In the end, one doctor pointed out it doesn't really matter if he's black or white

Whats the difference between jacko and disney films?
Kids will continue to be touched by disney films for years to come.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?
Ferguson will be playing Giggs in August.

Michael are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay, Michael?

**YNWA** · 26 June 2009, 08:00

Ticketmaster have said that anyone wanting refunds can beat it.

I have tickets for sale for the Jackson 4

**snaw** · 26 June 2009, 08:04

Michael Jackson's had to cancel all of his upcoming dates. They were Daniel aged 9 and Peter aged 7

**tino** · 26 June 2009, 08:06

What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and Jacko.......

Fergie will still be playing Giggs come August

**wobbegong** · 26 June 2009, 08:12

God bless America; the only country in the world where a poor black boy can grow up to be a rich white woman.

**gingerjedi** · 26 June 2009, 08:14

Michael Jackson is not going to be buried or cremated but recycled into shopping bags so he can remain white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.

**portseven** · 26 June 2009, 08:40

Reports that he didn't die of a Heart Attack, it was a stroke in the kids ward

**voodooflux** · 26 June 2009, 09:22

The exact cause of death is the subject of some debate. So far they've ruled out sunshine, moonlight and good times, but may have to blame it on the boogie.

**techno** · 26 June 2009, 09:56

Hey, did you hear that M Jackson died after choking on some 12 year old nuts?

Nah, actually it was a heart attack...............when he found out that £2000 for a 10 year old was actually a car scrappage scheme.

After all his plastic surgery they are going to melt him down to toy soldiers and let the kids play with him for a change

Michael Jackson Joke Thread