Ever wondered if your missus is a lesbian?

[sasguru]

I have my doubts. She's out this evening with a hen night.
But last time we went clubbing, she was rather too intimate with some total female stranger, over and above the call of duty. To be fair she was all E'ed up, but still.
How can I turn this to my advantage, apart from the obvious? Actually the obvious is good enough

[DimPrawn]

They're all Lesbians mate. The ones I meet anyway.

[sasguru]

That'll teach you to live on Lesbos. Try expanding your horizons.

[AtW]

How can I turn this to my advantage, apart from the obvious? Actually the obvious is good enough

You can now date HHaH without fear....

[sasguru]

Hmmm. Who's HHaH?

PS Dating is an American concept. Over here we shag (or not as the case may be).

[thunderlizard]

Things may be looking up SASGuru. She will stop spending all your money on clothes and makeup; will be able to keep you up to date on the football leagues and explain the offside rule to you; and do much more of the heavy lifting around the garden. Make sure you keep things in check before she starts presenting a late-night Channel 5 youth programme and/or reciting godawful poetry in the basements of town centre pubs.

[sasguru]

Hey Thunder, I think its time I invented a new social/family unit. The permanent threesome. Me and 2 girls. Think the Eurpean Union will give us threesome marriage rights? the kids don't have to come form artificial insemination plus they have two mums. How good is that?

PS I know the offside rule already... I think

[DimPrawn]

Well mines too busy having sex with young girls she picks up in seedy bars to be a lesbian.

[Joe Black]

PS Dating is an American concept. Over here we shag (or not as the case may be).

Yes, but not on the first date....

[DimPrawn]

sasaguru,

Your missus is not a lesbian, trust me on that one.