Ever wondered if your missus is a lesbian?

[wc2]

sasaguru,

Your missus is not a lesbian, trust me on that one.

DP

You've spoilt the fun.

Oh yes she is.......

[sasguru]

Yeah, you ruined my fantasy

[Lucifer Box]

Mine was until she met me.

Unfortunately she doesn't seem too keen on reverting to previous form in my presence.

[MarillionFan]

I agree with Dim, whenever I've been roasting your missus with Dim she seemed all woman to me. If not a little fat & ugly though.

Mmm. Better give that alibi for Ronaldo while Im at it!

[WageSlave]

But last time we went clubbing, she was rather too intimate with some total female stranger, over and above the call of duty.

You lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, jammy bastard

Btw, WTF is all this clubbing about??? For feck's sake, what sort of geek goes clubbing? You lot should be deeply ashamed.

[Lucifer Box]

Perhaps it was a Star Trek club?

[stackpole]

An ex-girlfriend said she wouldn't mind doing it in a threesome, and yet insisted she was straight.

[Lucifer Box]

LB, you haven't lived until you've done it with a Klingon woman... oops, what a giveaway.

Do they taste of prune juice?

[Lucifer Box]

Yummy.

A warrior's drink... and it keeps you regular.

Expect William "Bran Flakes with Yo-Gurt" Shatner to be launching an advertising campaign any day now. I expect he's not too popular with you Gorns is he?

[WageSlave]

An ex-girlfriend said she wouldn't mind doing it in a threesome, and yet insisted she was straight.

There are some jammy sods on this board. You lot have bulging bank accounts, big houses (completely paid off) and lovely girlfriends who swing both ways. I hate you all!